Why I have to break up with Florida

Dear Florida,Breaking up is hard to do, but another man has come between us. It was going so well: that overpowering desire to see you when that first flake of snow wafted in a stiff December wind; those moonlit jogs on the Miami Beach Boardwalk; the butterflies in our stomachs when we committed to spend the rest of our lives with you in retirement homes in Boca, Kissimmee and Naples.But now, your United States senator, Rick Scott, is opposing…