Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Get All Your Guests Laughing

“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.” What happens when you combine a hearty menu, family from out of town, and tons of fun—plus a whole lot of roasted turkey? Thanksgiving, of course! Although the day can make for good memories, it can also be extremely stressful too (especially when you can’t decide which of these thankful quotes to read aloud at the dinner table!). So when things start to get a bit crazy, simply scroll through this list of funny Thanksgiving quotes to know that you’re not alone in feeling way too full of Thanksgiving side dishes or dreading your great aunt’s visit. They’ll have you cracking up, relaxing, and maybe even enjoying the day a little more—especially when you share these silly sayings, Thanksgiving jokes, and gratitude quotes with your friends and family at the table. One of our favorite quotes was said by none other than Charlie Brown himself: “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” Another humorous one for all the pie fans out there is: “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie,” which was said by “Garfield” cartoonist Jim Davis. Those are just a few of the funny Thanksgiving quotes on this roundup. Scroll through to the rest for a much-needed laugh or two.